found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

(via 10000steps)

no1knowsmymusic:

tardis—noise:

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

soulless Sam was scary as fuck.

no1knowsmymusic:

tardis—noise:

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

soulless Sam was scary as fuck.

no1knowsmymusic:

tardis—noise:

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

soulless Sam was scary as fuck.

no1knowsmymusic:

tardis—noise:

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

soulless Sam was scary as fuck.

no1knowsmymusic:

tardis—noise:

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

soulless Sam was scary as fuck.

no1knowsmymusic:

tardis—noise:

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

soulless Sam was scary as fuck.

no1knowsmymusic:

tardis—noise:

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

soulless Sam was scary as fuck.

(via sassbutt-casbutt)

mirahxox:

drethisandthat:

It’s like they’re the same person

I can’t get over how cute this is.

mirahxox:

drethisandthat:

It’s like they’re the same person

I can’t get over how cute this is.

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

(via sassycapitolcitizens)

africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is. africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is. africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is. africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is. africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is. africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

(via hi)

the-life-im-meant-to-live:

skinnysexysmile:

Thought you guys might find this interesting as well, here is Cosmo’s plus size model, Robyn Lawley. You can find the photo here, and see how enraged everyone else is at the idea of “plus size”

My favourite comment was:
"Dear Cosmo,
Kindly take your ideas of “plus size” and shove them up your ass sideways.

Sincerely,
Every man on the planet who has had to reassure his perfectly healthy and proportioned woman she’s not fat because assholes like you perpetuate this idea in her head that she’s “plus size”

(via sparrowwitharrows)

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

image

(via teenytigress)

hotboyproblems:

how do hackers even hack people i forget my password on a weekly basis

(via forebidden)

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

(via teenytigress)

thebloggerbloggerfun:

Me whenever a character dies in Supernatural:

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(via green-circles)

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

(via sparrowwitharrows)


I think the most important thing in life is self-love, because if you don’t have self-love, and respect for everything about your own body, your own soul, your own capsule, then how can you have an authentic relationship with anyone else?

I think the most important thing in life is self-love, because if you don’t have self-love, and respect for everything about your own body, your own soul, your own capsule, then how can you have an authentic relationship with anyone else?
I think the most important thing in life is self-love, because if you don’t have self-love, and respect for everything about your own body, your own soul, your own capsule, then how can you have an authentic relationship with anyone else?

(via dailyshailenewoodley)